Say "I'm an incompetent cameraman!" Say "I'm not good enough to do this scene!" And you two, say "We're ugly, lousy performers and we ruin every scene we're in! We're sorry, honey, we can't give you the quality scene you deserve!"
DD is a quality slut just a shame she was banged by these two silly cunts and as for the fucking director ... He should stay in the US and stop talking